Shopping spree for the family tree, havent seen your family tree, in quite a while
Too many sandwiches and wine, sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech
The band arrive, the grannies cry, the singers tonguess in the bar maids mouth, what a voice
Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his heads still stuck down the portaloo, what a man
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and hes overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
And thats just tonight
The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs
The bands too loud, theyre off down stairs what a noise
The bride and groom they dance their dance
The singer mimes theres still a chance, the bar maid smiles
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and hes overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
And thats just tonight
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and hes overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his heads still stuck down the portaloo, what a man
The bride and groom they dance their dance, the singer mimes theres still a chance tonight
And the bar maid smiles
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